1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die…Or Not – The Introduction

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Dimery, Robert, ed. (2011). 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die. Preface by Michael Lydon. Octopus. ISBN 1-84403-714-2; ISBN 978-1-84403-714-8.
Over the years I’ve grown exceedingly skeptical and often dismissive of almost any article, book, or list that promotes something the reader “must do.”

You don’t have to do anything. However, if you’re interested in the development of rock music as an artistic, historical and/or social movement, there are more than 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die, as declared by the popular coffee table reference book edited by Robert Dimery. In fact, if you really want to know your stuff, there are 10,000 albums you need to be familiar with before you can join the conversation.

Originally published in 2005, 1001 Albums was revised in 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011 and 2013 to include newly released albums. The 2010 edition, on which this essay is based, features 1,047 albums. In the meantime, several “clone” versions of the list have popped up online, most notably this one found on Listology.com, the only website that I’m aware of that openly “enables your OCD, one post at a time [sic].”

Although most of the book’s recommendations are rock and pop albums from the Western world, Dimery’s 1001 AYMHBYD features selections from world music, jazz, R&B, blues, folk, hip hop, country, and electronic music. The rock and pop albums include such subgenres as punk rock, hardcore, heavy metal, alternative rock, progressive rock, easy listening, thrash metal, grunge and 1950s-style rock and roll, i.e., rockabilly. Classical and modern art music is excluded.

Click here for the complete 2010 list of 1,047 albums. Warning: It’s a long scroll to the bottom.

At least half of the records listed in the book are absolutely essential listening for anyone who enjoys music; but taken as a whole, the selections represent what contemporary critics consider outstanding records from the abovementioned genres at pivotal times in their emergence and popularity. In some cases, the record You Must Hear Before You Die may not be the artist’s best album, hence, the one you really should, as opposed to must hear.

Kings

For example, 1001 AYMHBYD includes Adam and the Ants – Kings of the Wild Frontier (1980; #457) ostensibly for a couple of reasons. First, it’s a killer record, no matter what you think of the fruity pirate costumes and racially insensitive face paint. Every song is a champion. Second, it represents a very important moment in the evolution of punk and new wave as those genres morphed into what we now call post-punk and alternative. Thus, Kings deserves to be on this list because of its impact on rock music at a certain point in time. 1001 AYMHBYD got this one right, sort of.

The problem? Kings is NOT Adam and the Ants’ best record.

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That honor would belong to their first record, Dirk Wears White Socks (1979), which came before Malcolm MacLaren and the silly suits. Moreover, I would argue that their third album, Prince Charming was as good as anything else that came out in 1981, and for my money, is a fascinating listening experience worthy of inclusion on the list. But I didn’t make the list or edit the book. If I did, I guarantee things would be different.

The fact of the matter is—according to my 40-plus years of listening experience—you do not need to listen to at least a third of the records on this list for any reason. Seriously, all my blustering solipsism* aside, your life will still be complete if you haven’t heard Metallica’s And Justice for All (1988). And nobody needs to hear a single note of Goldfrapp’s Felt Mountain (2001). Now we’re at 1,045 and counting…

*sol·ip·sism n. (sŏl′ĭp-sĭz′əm, sō′lĭp-)
  1. (Philosophy) The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
  2. The view that the self is the only reality.

One day I printed out the 1001 list and took an honest survey – crossing off the records I had heard, and circling the ones I’d never even heard of. My “listened-to” rate hovered just around 60% (633 out of 1,047), which I’m guessing would be on the high end of the layman’s scale. Bob and Ron of Bob and Ron’s Record Club would probably fall somewhere in the 85-90% range, I reckon.

Anyway, in order for a record to be crossed of the list, I had to have made a conscious (or otherwise) effort to listen to the complete album; thus, partial listens were discounted. For instance, I have heard music from the following 1001 artists, but never sat through an entire album’s worth of jams:

Kanye West, Tortoise, The KLF, Dagmar Krause, The La’s, Adverts, The Julie Ruin, Doves, Bees, Liars, Boards of Canada, Libertines, The Icarus Line, Calexico, Stereo MCs, Coldcut, The Triffids, Hanoi Rocks, Go Betweens, Young Gods, The Sabres of Paradise, Rocket from the Crypt, Barry Adamson, The Divine Comedy, Middle Class Heroes, Leftfield, Goldie, Super Furry Animals, and Fatboy Slim
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After sampling work by all of the above 32 artists, I can safely say that I did not need to hear any of it—especially Kanye West, Doves, and Leftfield—except for the purpose and context of writing this piece. And I was really on the fence about Hanoi Rocks, but honestly, the reason they never made it big is because they didn’t really have any memorable jams. Sorry.

Here’s the rub: Hanoi Rocks is arguably an important stepping stone between 70s glam rock (Sweet, New York Dolls) and 80s hair metal (Poison, Guns n’ Roses). Plus, they’re from Finland. And the drummer (Razzle) was killed in the 1984 Vince Neil drunk driving incident. However, all of this simply does not add up to sitting through Back to Mystery City (1983) from start to finish. If you had to sit through an entire album, their Best Of collection would be more than enough of a challenge.

So we’re down to 1,013 albums we must hear before we croak and I feel a bit lighter already. How about you? Let us proceed.

Frankly, a thousand is still a lot of records. At today’s prices, that’s a minimum $10,000 investment. That’s also a lot of time. And so, this where someone like me comes in handy. I’m here to help.

Now, the point isn’t to randomly assassinate a bunch of albums. The idea is to cover as much ground as possible while taking in the major sights. At the same time, I want to gently suggest a substitution whenever possible, as demonstrated by the Human League Dilemma.

The Human League Dilemma

As I went through the list, I came across a bunch of records that I’d heard more than just the “big hit.” For example, Human League – Dare (1982; AYMHBYD #492, and one of a handful of synthpop records to make a significant impact on the Billboard charts prior to the Eurythmics).

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Dare’s appeal and success can be boiled down to its enduring MTV-era smash hit, “Don’t You Want Me (Baby)”, which I begrudgingly admit, is kind of a cool song. With the exception of a minor hit in “Love Action (I Believe in Love)”, the rest of Dare was vaguely familiar to me, i.e., I never owned the record, but I knew people who did.

OK, so I’m sitting there thinking, “Yup, this book says I must hear Human League’s third studio album on A&M Records…in its entirety.”

YouTube, do your thing! Not even 30 seconds into the first cut, “The Things That Dreams Are Made Of”, I’ve realized that I’ve made a terrible mistake. And I still haven’t heard Dare in its entirety, and I hope I never do.

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Look, you should be familiar with synthpop as a genre, which theoretically could start and end with Gary Numan – Pleasure Principle (1979; #435). Or Tubeway Army’s first record, or maybe even the first three Ultravox records, which weren’t always very synthy or poppy, but still really good.

Go ahead and enjoy “Don’t You Want Me (Baby)” whenever the house DJ gives it a spin. Shake your ass like a fool. That’s fine. Just don’t waste your time slogging through Dare or a thousand other horrible synthpop records, c.g. by artists such as ABC, Spandau Ballet, Orchestra Maneuvers in the Dark, and Soft Cell, etc. Life is far too short.

Of course, there are even more albums on the list that I would wipe out on principle alone, rather than artistic merit or what-have-you. Records in hindsight that didn’t really do me any good. I probably didn’t need to hear Culture Club – Colour By Numbers or Duran Duran – Rio (1983), and I honestly don’t believe anybody else had to hear ‘em, either. However, these albums serve as a point of reference, a beacon of warning: Do not go any further in that particular direction or risk Kajagoogoo. Kajagoogoo, very bad. You don’t want Kajagoogoo; it’s terminal.

All right, phew. Now we’re down to a mere 1,012.

Meanwhile, there were approximately 100 albums and/or artists that I was entirely unfamiliar with, as in, I had never even heard or seen their names, such as Baaba Maal, Miriam Makeba, Koffi Olomide, Nitin Sawhney, Fever Ray, Wild Beasts, Mylo, Abdullah Ibrahim, and Machito. You should probably go ahead and give them a spin, out of curiosity if nothing else, but we’ll get to them eventually.

To demonstrate how the rest of this multi-part essay will unfold, let’s take a random year from 1001 AYMHBYD, 1974, one of my favorite years in music, and run it through the BSM-5000 bullshit detector.


Key:

Strikethrough indicates what you probably think it does

Green indicates highly recommended listening

Underlined indicates questionable but ultimately acceptable record

Red indicates generally hazardous material

Plain black text (no formatting) indicates an acceptable listen

Bold blue italic indicates MUST HEAR BEFORE YOU DIE

Note: All suggested alternatives are from the same year as the contested entry.

Albums You Must Hear From 1974…Or Not

10cc – Sheet Music (1974)
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10cc is terribly under-rated and sadly pigeonholed by the soft-rock stylings of their biggest hit “I’m Not in Love”, which is not on Sheet Music, a delightfully adventurous work of pop genius, and one of the records that makes 1974 such a unique year in music.

Bad Company – Bad Company (1974)
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Bad Company had a couple of solid jams. They were a good-to-very good band that stayed within the narrow confines of underachieving hard rock. Some people say Paul Rodgers is one of the all-time great rock vocalists. But an entire album of Bad Company? Nope. You shouldn’t even sit through a Greatest Hits collection. Having made several long-distance road trips with exactly three cassettes in the car and a tape deck that didn’t have auto-reverse, I can think of a bunch of circumstances where Bad Company might be one of the only albums you have on hand, and thus, you’d almost be forced to listen to it all the way through. Otherwise, just tune into the local classic rock radio station and wait for “Can’t Get Enough” to come on, and keep stuffing that Carl’s Jr. double cheeseburger into your face.

Suggested alternative(s):

Rush – Rush

The first LP from one of the greatest power trios of all-time. You know I never change the station when “Working Man” comes on the radio.

Sweet – Desolation Boulevard

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Thinking in terms of economy, I initially told myself that I wouldn’t comment on suggested alternatives, but I can’t abide. Desolation Boulevard is a fantastic and delightful slice of hard-ass rock and power pop layer cake, which I would recommend on the basis of the drums alone – both in terms of performance and production. Now, you have to be careful on this one: there are two separate releases (U.K. and U.S. – the latter didn’t hit the shelves until 1975), and four different reissue packages, the latest coming in 2005. That’s the one you want, since it contains bonus tracks including one of the greatest songs nobody ever heard for some unknown reason, “Teenage Rampage”. Seriously, every time I listen to it, I think, “How was this not bigger than ‘Ballroom Blitz’?”

Bob Dylan – Blood On The Tracks (1974)

Spoiler Alert: There are four Bob Dylan albums on the list preceding Blood on the Tracks, so you’ve already heard the best this of what this cat has to offer. To my ears, BOTT is one tedious, 51-minute song. Enjoy the first two or three choruses of “Tangled Up in Blue” and get this fucker off the turntable.

Brian Eno – Here Come the Warm Jets (1974)
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I’m not one of those cats who think Brian Eno is King Midas. He has produced both U2 and Coldplay. Obviously, he has flaws and questionable judgment. But Eno’s first three solo records are albums you must hear before you die if there’s ever been such a thing. Run, don’t walk to iTunes and download Here Come the Warm Jets, now.

Wait a minute, you know what else was released in 1974 but didn’t make the list? Eno’s second solo LP, Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy), regarded by some critics and enthusiasts as the superior effort.

Dennis Wilson – Pacific Ocean Blue (1974)
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The only reason this record might be heard in its entirety is to make sure you didn’t miss out on any type of musical genius. You didn’t. Though it has garnered a certain cult appreciation among Beach Boy fans and neo-hipster vinyl nerds, Pacific Ocean Blue has few highlights, despite contributions from James Jamerson on bass, Hal Blaine on drums, and Robert Lamm (Chicago) on backing vocals. You can take a turd to the beach, but you can’t make it surf.

Eric Clapton – 461 Ocean Blvd (1974)

Did you know that Clapton’s cover of Bob Marley and the Wailers’ “I Shot the Sheriff” is his only #1 hit on Billboard’s Hot 100? Nearly a decade later, “Tears in Heaven” went to #1 on the Adult Contemporary chart, but stalled at #2 on the Hot 100. Anyway, “Sheriff” and “Motherless Children” are the only two jams on 461 worth repeated spins. Clapton never should have quit heroin, not that he was anything special as junkie.

Gene Clark – No Other (1974)
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Meanwhile, Gene Clark was probably the best songwriter in the Byrds (“I’ll Feel a Whole Lot Better” and “Eight Miles High”), but his solo stuff is tiresome, especially this cardboard pastiche of country, gospel, and half-hearted boogie. Therefore, I’ve listened to No Other so you don’t have to. According to Pitchfork, in 2013 the album was performed live, note-for-note by a “supergroup” featuring: Beach House, plus members of Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, and the Walkmen. Enough said.

Genesis – Lamb Lies Down On Broadway (1974)
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The main reason we don’t have time for the likes of Clapton and Clark is that we’re going to be lost in this double-disc concept album for the next six months. Sides 1 and 2 are nearly flawless demonstrations of progressive art rock prowess. It gets murky on Sides 3 and 4. Overall, Lamb is one of the more intriguing concept albums ever made. However, if you weren’t a Genesis fan before hearing Lamb, it probably won’t change your mind.

George Jones – The Grand Tour (1974)
Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson – Winter In America (1974)

Come on, seriously? Who has time for George Jones or Gil-Scott Heron in 1974? Honky-tonk bartenders and finger-snapping poets in red berets, that’s who.

Herbie Hancock – Head Hunters (1974)

Herbie Hancock is a phenomenal musician, but the only Herbie anybody needs in their life is the 1969 soundtrack for the Bill Cosby animated children’s television show Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids. And “Rockit” wouldn’t come out for another decade or so. Hancock’s Head Hunters marks the spot where jazz-funk fusion bands started recognizing themselves in the mirror, and didn’t like what they saw.

Joni Mitchell – Court And Spark (1974)

Is this THE Joni Mitchell album you need to hear? Probably. Is this the Joni Mitchell album I want to hear before I die? No, that would probably be Ladies of the Canyon (1970), which I’m pretty sure I shit-canned anyway – I dunno, I’d have to check 1969-71.

Kraftwerk – Autobahn (1974)

You should know about Krautrock because Electronic Dance Music (EDM) doesn’t exist without it. In my opinion, Can is the only Krautrock you need to hear, but this is important in the development of electronic music in general. It’s pretty boring shit though. Not much happens, but you might enjoy that monotonous droning shit, I dunno.

Neil Young – On the Beach (1974)

I’ve half a mind to talk shit about Neil Young right now, but at the rate we’re losing iconic musicians, I’m gonna keep it light and bouncy. This is not Neil’s best work by a long, long, long fucking shot from beyond half court.

Queen – Queen II (1974)
Queen – Sheer Heart Attack (1974)
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Here’s something mildly interesting about 1974; a bunch of major artists released two studio albums during the calendar year: Brian Eno, Queen, King Crimson, Bob Dylan, Dolly Parton, Sweet, Miles Davis, and Harry Nilsson all doubled-up, and several others (Elton John, David Bowie, etc.) released one studio album and one live and/or best of collection.

Randy Newman – Good Old Boys (1974)

You could essentially pick any Randy Newman album and give it a spin. This cat has one gear: Randy. Everything he does, from “Rednecks” to “Short People” to “I Love L.A.” is Randy. I don’t need that much Randy in my life.

Richard & Linda Thompson – I Want To See The Bright Lights Tonight (1974)

Critics adore Richard & Linda Thompson records. I think their music sucks, hard. The only reason I want you to listen to Bright Lights Tonight is so you can see just how fucking obtuse music critics can be. They love this album. Let’s see if you can figure out why. I sure can’t.

Robert Wyatt – Rock Bottom (1974)
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Wyatt’s Rock Bottom has a fairly interesting back-story. While in preparation for recording the album, an inebriated Wyatt fell from a third-floor bathroom window and was paralyzed from the waist down, a condition persisting to this day. Nevertheless, within six months, Wyatt was back in the recording studio, making Rock Bottom one of the first known rock records to have been primarily recorded by an artist in a wheelchair.

Roxy Music – Country Life (1974)
Sparks – Kimono My House (1974)
Steely Dan – Pretzel Logic (1974)
Stevie Wonder – Fulfillingness’ First Finale (1974)
Supertramp – Crime of the Century (1974)
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These are all standard slam-dunks, with Kimono My House being the ultra-sleeper of the lot. Plus, get Crime of the Century under your belt and you’re done with Supertramp.

Tangerine Dream – Phaedra (1974)

Tangerine Dream is the musical equivalent of watching ice cubes melt in a glass of cold water.

Suggested alternative(s):

King Crimson – Starless and Bible Black

King Crimson – Red

Van Morrison – It’s Too Late to Stop Now (1974)

Albums are like vocabulary words. Once you’ve learned ‘em by heart, you can use ‘em in ways to express yourself in myriad situations. Right, so: Aging sucks, man. Whenever I find myself in a spot where Older Me is struggling with something Younger Me could do on two hours of sleep and three hits of acid, for instance, running 5K at a leisurely pace, I think to myself, “Jesus, I’ve got less in the tank than Van Morrison in ‘74.”

It’s Too Late to Stop Now is frequently named one of the “best live albums ever recorded,” and I’m here to tell you that’s complete nonsense. If, in fact, Morrison was at the so-called height of his powers as a live performer, I’d have hated to seen him on an “off” night. In reality, what you’re hearing is the sound of a guy who was done.

And so we’re done. Rock on, 1974, thanks for playing the game. We’ve managed to pare nine albums from our total, added one Must Hear, and suggested four alternatives. But there’s something missing. There is at least one album that absolutely must be on this list. No, it’s not Frank Zappa’s Apostrophe – a great record for sure, but not essential. What could it be?

Big Star – Radio City (1974)
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Conceived by the U.S. Administration during the Cold War, the domino theory speculated that if one state in a region came under the influence of communism, then the surrounding countries would follow in a domino effect. Wikipedia couldn’t make it any simpler for us.

The domino theory is frequently applied to music when people argue about who’s the best so-n-so. At some point in the conversation, somebody will kick over the first domino. “You know, if there was no Little Richard, there would be no Beatles.” Etcetera.

One thing is for certain. There are fewer than a dozen bands like the Velvet Underground who “spawned more bands than they sold records,” and Big Star is at least partially responsible for any band that falls within a mile-radius of power pop. Cheap Trick, R.E.M., Wilco, The Replacements and Afghan Whigs collectively owe a massive debt of gratitude to Big Star. Radio City, like their other two records, is chock full of moments where I say to myself, “Oh, so that’s where _________ got that riff. He swiped it from Alex Chilton.”

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In full disclosure, I had no idea this 1001 thing would turn out to be such a time-consuming pain in the ass. But in my little world, a starting a project like this is akin to jumping off a cliff, or in this case, a really high cliff, in the sense that I will have plenty of time to think about the decision before impact, and more importantly, I can’t change my mind halfway down, and say, “Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea.” Unfinished projects haunt my daydreams.

Up Next: 1001 Albums You Must Hear From 1956-1966…Or Not

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8 Comments

  1. Blood on the Tracks actually came out in Jan. ’75. It was scheduled for Dec. ’74 but then five of the tracks were re-done in Minneapolis. They were working on it right up until the end of the year.

  2. Can you believe Clapton’s “461 Ocean Blvd” was the first Clapton I ever heard (after hearing about how he was a “God” and all that)? God, that was a puzzling episode. That led me to buy “Layla” – BANG: Puzzled Again. Eventually I got around to “Disraeli Gears” and I kind of got how this Clapton thing got started. Still this “genius” label seems to me completely unsupported beyond an hour’s worth of early output.

    Hancock’s “Headhunters” I only recently came across, and I was like – oh so THAT’s where Squarepusher got all his ideas!

    Genesis: “Lamb…”: This is a highly rated album on many lists and frankly I have not been able to get my way past the first few minutes. It may be because I tend to gravitate towards interesting guitar parts or deranged vocals (Jim Morrison to David Yow for example), neither of which I came across while skipping around. Any tips? What makes this album great?

    1. Hi Ed, sorry for the delay. Long weekend away from the desk.

      Clapton is a versatile and tasteful player. He’s never bad, you know? It’s just nothing special. Other guys were doing far more interesting work (Peter Green, Rory Gallagher). My beef with the Clapton issue is more about the emergence of “white blues” and the shameless flogging of the cliches. For the most part, unless it’s seriously visceral original blues prior to about 1963, I’m not interested.

      As for Genesis and Lamb, I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve actually listened to all four sides in one sitting. That said, many tracks are among the most accessible progressive rock songs ever recorded. For example, the title cut – once you get past the piano intro – is actually a super groovy track that doesn’t sound super “classical” the way some Yes songs tend to do. Unless you’re familiar with the album’s story – it’s a Pilgrim’s Progress type of thing – a lot of the interlude pieces just seem bloated.

      My advice for Lamb appreciation is two-pronged. If you enjoy concept records, follow the story as a metaphor of Peter Gabriel’s personal life – it was the first record where they allowed him to write most of the lyrics. There are countless websites with interesting analysis. On the other hand, if you’re just looking to hear the hot cuts, take it in chunks (album sides). Tracks 1-6 are flawless, in my opinion; and, feature a lot of production by Brian Eno, especially “The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging”. Tracks 7-11 are just a tick away from perfection – not as cohesive and free-flowing as the first chunk. Tracks 12-23 are where it starts to get bloated, with “Lilywhite Lilith”, “Anyway” and the closing track “It”, being the standouts. You could almost skip everything except those three tracks.

      1. Thanks! Also I just finished reading “The Show That Never Ends” (David Weigel), a history of prog rock and that has kind of inspired me to go through the Genesis catalog (not so much for expected “pleasure” but more out of curiosity about their changing styles). I have to state though the Weigel book is terribly written and really needed an editor….he would drop in names without any kind of context, forcing me to read a Wikipedia backstory independently. Oh well, it’s not like there’s alot of competition!

  3. By far the best book I’ve ever read in the rock music genre is David Lee Roth’s autobiography, Crazy From the Heat, which was co-written/edited by none other than Henry Rollins. It’s one of the most “listenable” books I’ve ever come across – you can hear Diamond Dave telling the story. It’s an incredibly well-written, conversational narrative that takes maybe an hour to breeze through. Amazing. Hey, I think Julian Cope has written a book about prog. I should look that up. Anyway, about Genesis…

    For most of my adult life, I have despised just about everything they did after Gabriel left. And I think it’s cool that you’re interested in the evolution of the band – because they definitely matured between Trespass and Foxtrot. And then, Lamb was just a phenomenal leap forward. What’s missing from the records is the visual element of PG’s stage performance. If you’ve ever seen any live Genesis footage circa 1973, he’s fucking OUT THERE. It’s compelling shit. Never seen anything like that live performance of “The Musical Box”.

    Anyway, as I was saying, I used to hate everything after Lamb. And then, maybe 10 years ago, I went back to the first three LPs right after PG left: Wind and Wuthering, A Trick of the Tail, etc. There’s a lot of really good shit on those records. Meanwhile, I started listening to Duke and Abacab again. Those are also fantastic records, and it proved to me that PG probably wasn’t the creative mastermind of the music – not the vocals, the performance – the music of Banks, Rutherford, and Collins. They wrote 90 percent of the jams. Ed, I’m telling you – I never thought I be saying that I think the song “Abacab” is fucking gold. After listening to all the individual parts on a musician’s level, with an objective perspective on music theory and what not, dude – I may not like Tony Banks as the person I’ve seen in the interview – there’s a huge collection on You Tube based on their 40th or 30th anniversary collection whatever. I may not like Tony Banks’ attitude as portrayed on camera, answering questions – he seems snooty, a bit arrogant – but goddamn, Ed. That guy is an incredible songwriter.

    On a completely different note, my favorite band right now is a Filipino group called Juan Dela Cruz Band. They’re from the early 1970s and sound like the Pinoy version of Grand Funk and Blue Cheer. I’ll tack on a link to a jam here at the end. Apparently, Juan Dela Cruz shows up on a couple of obscure Rhino records collections of lost bands from the 70s.

    1. I want to pick up on some of your other posts, but just in brief – I had no idea “Hank” Rollins was involved with the Roth book. Funny, in the early ’90s as a very naive, just-arrived New Yorker I once cold-approached Rollins in a Starbucks and addressed him as “Hank”. He looked at me like I was some kind of dangerous psycho and edged away after a very forced handshake. Good times.
      I just paused “Willie the Pimp” to listen to this Juan Dela Cruz Band. Wow. Perfect.

  4. Hey, I meant to thank you for reviving my interest in the 1001 series. I went back to the introduction and did some clean-up and re-formatting. Since the piece was pub’d in 2015, I’ve changed blog themes, and that created an issue with the whole “blocks” thing that WP is into. I hate the blocks format – less control of the text, for one thing. Anyway, I’m gonna go through the whole thing and give it an update. I may repost the whole thing in sequence, adding some commentary along the way. I did a bit of revision in the introduction – nothing special, just a bit about Joni Mitchell. Also, I’ve decided to pick up where I left off in 1992 – even though I know that most of the entries are going to be “No” and “Fuck no” and “Why would anybody…?” But there were some really good records from the 1992-2008 period. After that, I can’t say I’ve heard a single new album that’s any good. Maybe a couple of songs here and there, from Wand, Tame Impala, OK Go, etc. King Wizzard is sometimes interesting, and Red Fang appeals to my inner college sophomore. All of the records I’ve bought and listened to since 2008 are either (1) my friends’ work, or (2) old stuff that got wiped from my iTunes. For a while there, I was really into buying those 5-disc best of collections from Elvis, Rod Stewart, etc. and questionably legal compilations of rock jams. You know, I need “Black Betty” in my catalog, but I don’t need an entire Ram Jam record clogging up the works. That kind of thing.

    Rollins is an interesting character in many ways, but I’m not a huge fan of his work outside Black Flag. Same with Ian MacKaye. Some of those Minor Threat and Fugazi jams will be with me forever, but I try not to think about who’s behind the music. There’s something about those hardcore straight edge guys that doesn’t jive with my admittedly experimental ethos.

    Every now and then, maybe once a year or so, I go through a Zappa phase and listen to Freak Out!, Absolutely Free, Hot Rats, and We’re Only in it For the Money. Freak Out is really my favorite record – I don’t care as much for the post 1974 stuff. The Reuben doo-wop shit makes me angry. I hate that kind of music. Anyway, most Zappa fans go on and on about the guitar solos. I wish he did about 5 percent of the soloing. Reminds me of the Grateful Dead, who I probably would have liked a lot more if Jerry wasn’t noodling for 10 minutes at a crack. …and if they had one drummer that could play, and if Bobby wasn’t in the band…

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