Aztec Hearts Recording Update: Wrangling With Woody, New Blood and Flutes!

30 Apr
Family Pics and Video 018Today’s update is a mixed bag of recurring themes, changing plans, and the occasional spoiler alert. First and foremost, there was a two-week break from recording while I went home to Makati. One day I played the skeleton mixes for Janice and she predicted that “Barnyard Stomp” will be a hot dance jam for Henry. As I said in the update from April 5, that’s how I’m going to judge this record: if the kid likes it, I’ve done a good job.

Prior to the vacation, I spent a good deal of time on “fixes”, particularly on bass. Here’s the video that I promised to post and the first spoiler alert of the day: stick around for (or fast-forward to) the final 20 seconds.

It’s hard for me to watch that little outburst and one of the reasons I held the video back. Another reason was the fact that Miles the bass belongs to Rajah Cheech Beldone, and he’s the last guy I want to see traumatized. Anyway, I thought about it for a while and decided not to edit it out. On one hand, it’s not as if I swung Miles like a tomahawk on the BR-1180, altho’ the thought did most certainly cross my mind. Believe me, it’s just scratching the surface of a true meltdown, and nowhere near the Godzilla episode of March 18. There is more video footage of that session, but everything went smoothly after I wrangled the crackling input pot with a squirt of WD-40, and that’s pretty boring to watch and defeats the purpose of making a video.

Aztec Pics and Video 045Forces beyond my immediate control have forced me to re-think the direction of the record. The main switcheroo is something I should have seen coming: despite saying that I wasn’t going to play a lot of guitar on this record, the fact is, I’m going to be playing a lot of guitar on this record. Meet “Woody”, another loaner from Beldone, and the first Telecaster I’ve wrangled with since the first Henry Miller Sextet record in 1999. [That was also a “borrowed” axe; I’ve never actually owned a Tele.] Man, let me just say a few things about this guitar and move it along. One, in the words of Bryan Adams, “It cuts like a knife / And it feels so nice”. Two, it saddens me that I’ve basically ignored Telecasters for the bulk of my life. I’ve always been a Strat/SG/Les Paul guy.

Having said all that, I am not the only dude who will be wrangling on the record. Up until this point of its third incarnation, Aztec Hearts has been a one-man operation (in terms of musicianship—on the other hand, there has been quite a bit of logistical input from Stu Morrow and the aforementioned R. C. Beldone). There have been vague mentions of other people contributing and it’s my policy not to announce or insinuate that anybody else will be playing on the record or joining the family, until they’ve actually played on the record or joined the family. Therefore, I am thrilled to announce our first official member of the family, Ronnie Kwasman on guitar.

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Ronnie recording “Bleary Eyed Blue” with Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s. Photo by Chris Fry.

As frequently noted and documented here and elsewhere, Ronnie Kwasman is as close to a brother as a friend can get. We met in high school and started playing in bands as early as 1985, and continued to play together for the next 15 years. He is one the most (if not the most) rock-solid guitar player I have (a) ever heard and (b) had the good fortune to play with.  And most importantly, he’s been a best friend and musical inspiration in many ways. Ronnie turned me on to so many bands and records over the years that I can’t even count ‘em, but my favorite story is the time in the mid-90s that he sat me down and made me listen to the Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds. Even before that, Ronnie was always the first guy on the block with new and exciting stuff’; for instance, he was the first cat in our group to own the Beastie Boys’ Check Your Head. Meanwhile, his credentials are impeccable.

Me and Ronnie, circa 1990 at Batteries Not Included, Chicago.

Me and Ronnie, circa 1990 at Batteries Not Included, Chicago.

Currently, Ronnie is a long-standing member of Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s, a fantastic indie rock band based in Chicago (with a highly anticipated new record coming out). You should drop everything and check out their last album, Rot Gut, Domestic. Over the years, Ronnie has played with a slew of bands and musicians including our bands (Brain Kiss, Whitey, Golden Tones), plus:

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Recording with David Singer and the Sweet Science circa 2012

Bombay Bicycle Co.
Ballsniffer
Tarpit
McEnroe
David Singer and the Sweet Science
Trautmann (with Brian Deck and David Singer)
Ike Reilly

Additionally, when he’s not touring with Margot, he is the head engineer of Astro Recording Lab (also in Chicago). And don’t forget, he’s one half of Bob and Ron’s Record Club.

Having previously recorded two Aztec Hearts records in almost exactly the same fashion, The Inner Distance occasionally deviates from the artistic m.o. I’ve established and identified with, but for the most part, it’s being made in the same way. No offense to my friends well-versed in the visual arts, but my process runs parallel to almost exactly akin to painting. OK, so I know that every artist isn’t DaVinci or Van Gogh or even Jackson Pollack; everybody has their own gig. But the way I currently make records is the way I would paint a picture.

For the majority of my (non) career, the way we made records was Keep It Simple, Stupid. We wrote the jams in practice, played the piss out of them, and went in to the studio for anywhere from one day to a month, where we played the tracks live, adding vocals and overdubs later on. S.O.P. for every band I’ve ever been in with the brave exception of Golden Tones, who did things so fucking backwards we are now convinced that band was light-years ahead of its time. Nevertheless, at no time were any of those bands working from a particularly artistic angle. I mean, musicians are artists; making records is an art form. However, our approach did not deviate from what everybody else was doing: KISS and don’t fuck it up.

From the very beginning of AH, what I wanted to do was “paint” what I heard. That would have been a hell of a lot easier if they made audible watercolors, but they don’t. The first step in any case was to write some goddamn songs, which is a lot like walking around a city at night, looking for some shadows you can stuff into your pockets without anyone noticing. Once I write some songs, the next step is to make a sketch of each and every one. See, for me, one song is not enough to qualify as a portrait or a landscape, let alone the triptychs of Hieronymus Bosch. The album is the picture; the songs are its components. The components however are interchangeable and can be removed from the picture without losing any of their intrinsic value.

The Garden of Earthly Delights

The Garden of Earthly Delights

Right, so I make the sketches, in every case, with an acoustic guitar and a click track. Once satisfied with the form, I record the drums, which is kind of like reinforcing your lines (or shadows in the case of free form paintings). Then comes the bass, which puts perspective into place. Once this is finished, we are ready to add the background. This could mean any number of things. It could mean doubling the acoustic guitars. It could mean adding electric rhythm. In the past in meant using digital keyboards to add color—this is one of our present deviations: we are only using analog and organic instruments.

The next step can be the most rewarding and the most gut-wrenching period of the entire process, and that is, working with other people. With Ronnie, it was easy; I asked if he’d play. He said yes. I sent him the tracks, which he downloaded and swapped into ProTools. He is now at this moment laying down his tracks without a single word of direction or suggestion from me. In fact, I told him that he would be one of two people set to play on the record who I emphatically would NOT tell what or when to play. My input amounted to saying, “Do whatever you want.” That’s because I know Ronnie and I know what he does. That’s what I want on the record. There is one other person who exists in the same space, who doesn’t need me to tell him what to play. While I would love to name this individual, he has not (to the best of my knowledge) hit the “record” button. But he’s close. He’s committed to playing on the record, however much or as little as he sees fit, but until I know that he’s actually recording something, mum’s the word.

Which brings me further along in the subject than I expected to go, but here we are and let’s deal with it. In total, I asked 10 people to contribute to the record, though that number may go higher in the near future. So far, four of those individuals have agreed to sing and/or play without reservation. Three people have agreed to play but aren’t sure how they fit in or if they have anything to contribute. One individual is on the fence. That leaves two people who politely said, “Thanks for asking, but I’m really busy.” And I’m super cool with that becuz it’s an answer. Yes or no, that’s all I want. And it’s not as if I expect people to willingly participate out of the goodness of their hearts. Aztec, or otherwise.

Fortunately or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it, those two individuals most likely would have made the greatest impact on the overall sound of the record, mainly because they play instruments that (a) I can’t play and (b) have almost never been used on any of my songs. And in writing the songs, I specifically left gaping holes in the arrangements to accommodate their parts, which I more or less had written in my head. While I was initially excited about having them play, their rejections came as somewhat of a relief; it occurred to me that two less people to deal with was a positive thing.

Aztec Pics and Video 050So this brings us back to why I’m playing a lot of guitar on this record. Rather than abandon the ideas for those alternative instruments, I thought, “Fuck it, I can just play those parts on guitar.” At first, I tried to get the Tele to sound like those instruments, and it just…wasn’t happening. Then it dawned on me that I wasn’t appreciating the guitar’s strengths. What does the Tele do and do well? Uh-huh, that bit about Bryan Adams and cutlery. Once I took that approach, it was like a light bulb going on over my head. Meanwhile, I borrowed yet another pedal from Stu Morrow, a Digitech DD-5 delay pedal. Between the No Name, the Volumizer, the delay, and the plethora of built-effects on the 8-track, I’ve had myself a solid week of excellent wrangling and I’m absolutely loving it. I might even say that I’ve captured some of the best tones of my recording career. Of course, there’s been a lot of fiddling and twiddling and tweaking, but that’s part of the deal.

Aztec Pics and Video 049While the family and I were out at SM Mall of Asia, the fourth largest mall in Asia (according to Forbes), I picked up a couple of bamboo flutes for 225 pesos a piece—one in C major, the other in B flat major. It’s funny how I manage to unwittingly contradict myself. Way back when I started doing drums at KHS, there’s a guy there who plays flute. And being gung-ho about recruiting alternative instruments – and generally thinking of the record as somewhat of an experiment in chamber pop music – the thought once again crossed my mind: “Do I have anything that could use a flute?” And I answered, “Nope.” Well, I was wrong. Again.

Aztec Pics and Video 044With just a marginal amount of ingenuity (read: a delay pedal, reverb, and double-tracking), I figured that I could easily replicate some of the ideas in my head by using the bamboo flutes. I don’t know if this qualifies as some kind of first-world artist problem, but it’s one of those things I really enjoy about recording. It forces me to be resourceful. OK, the saxophone guy is out. Would it be possible to scrounge up a similar sound using these silly five-dollar flutes?

Don’t get ahead of yourself, Chief. First, you gotta learn how to play them.

Back when I was recording the first AH record, I wanted a real violin part on a track called “Cuz”. At the time I was really digging on John Cale and the Velvet Underground, so I thought, “Well, it doesn’t look all that difficult to do. Let’s learn how to play violin.” So I asked around and a friend loaned me his beginner’s violin and I commenced to learnin’…sort of. In fact, it took me several weeks to even get the fucker to make a sound, which truly and verily resembled that of a cat being tortured. Then I brought the violin down to a Mom n’ Pop music store in the Sunset and said, “OK, what am I doing wrong here?” First thing Mom says is, “Did you rosin the bow?”

Did who to the what?!? No, I didn’t rosin the goddamn bow. I didn’t know I was supposed to. You got any of that rosin shit laying around this joint? Mom opened the violin case, fumbled around for a second, and pulled out a small tin of unknown origin. “We carry bow rosin, yes. But you already have some right here.” Thanks, Mom.

So I got home and looked up “How to play violin” on the internet. Duh. Step two: rosin the bow. Anyway, a week later I managed to scrape out the part I wanted to play on the jam. Then I promptly put the violin back in its case and attempted to return  it to my friend, who to this day has never returned my calls. Anyway, now I’m learning how to play the flutes and I am dead certain that my learning curve is not going over very well with my neighbors. Oh well. I’m enjoying myself.

Yes, Thai Psychedelia Is A Real Thing

23 Apr
Thai 3Though psychedelic rock is generally regarded as an American and British phenomenon, Bob and Ron’s Record Club have dug pretty deep into the international pool of psych to unearth artists of an international flavor. For instance, one of the program’s favorite bands, Aphrodite’s Child, (featuring keyboard ace and Chariots of Fire mastermind, Vangelis) is from Greece. The Easybeats (“Friday On My Mind”) are Aussie. Can, Kraftwerk, Neu! and Amon Düül are German. Like just about every other trends that originated in the U.S. and U.K., psych was bound to spread to every corner of the globe. And it did. We just never heard about it.

One of the last places I ever expected a psychedelic scene to emerge during the 60s and 70s was S.E. Asia. Then one day, Dangerous Minds posted the following video of a modern day psych-rock band, Khun Narin Phin Sing from the Phetchabun Province in Thailand.

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Thailand’s Queen of Psych, Ros Sereysothea

Well, it didn’t take long before I was on YouTube, searching for more. And what I found was a handful of bands emerged during the late 60s and 70s, some of them headed up by U.S. and U.K. servicemen. Meanwhile, there is a disappointing amount of information about the scene, especially considering Thailand’s rich cultural and musical history. The videos are easy to find, but not much has been written about the subject. According to Wikipedia, the Thai rock genre was spearheaded by someone named Laem Morrison who performed for American soldiers during the Vietnam war. Apparently, he played a lot of Doors covers. Today, Laem Morrison is known as The Guitar King of Thailand. You can check him out doing a cover of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick in the Wall” by clicking here.

Here’s half a day’s worth of scouting for 60s/70s Asian psychedelia. Some of it’s great, some of it not so much. But it’s definitely interesting.

Cambodian 60s psych rock chanteuse Ros Sereysothea – Chnam Oun 16

Thai psych The Viking Band – Phom Rak Khoon Tching Thing (I Really Do Love You)

More Thai psych Don – Soul Dracula (from Thai Beat A-Go-Go)

Chladni Chandi – หมา ไมค์ กีต้าร์ (Dog Mic. Guitar)

The Petch Phin Thong Band -[08]- Soul Lam Plearn

Bill Dolan Interview Part 1

15 Apr

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For the majority of its existence, Rockford, Illinois has generally been considered one of the armpits of America. It’s a gritty industrial town near the Wisconsin border which has consistently been listed as one of the U.S.’s worst cities by polls and surveys published in major magazines, often winding up in the top ten worst cities. Since World War II, Rockford’s economy had been driven by manufacturing, which began a sharp decline in the 1980s, but its bad reputation has been in place for as long as I’ve been alive. Word on the street is that the city is trying to rebuild its image. We’ll see how that pans out.
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Rockford, Illinois – Night scene on the Rock River

Interstate 90 runs on the outskirts of the city and I can remember as a kid, my family would be heading north to drop us off at summer camp in the summer or skiing in the winter, and whenever we came upon Rockford, there was always some grumbling about crime rates. Always a curious kid, I asked my folks what was up with Rockford? It’s a bad place, I was told. One time when we were just making the bend and seeing all the exit signs, I declared that I had to go to the bathroom, to which my father replied, “Can you hold it until we get to Beloit?” I never forgot that incident, and to this day, I have never set foot in Rockford.

And that’s a travesty I am compelled to rectify. One day, I will go to Rockford; I owe it to the town. Even though it’s no longer known for making stuff, Rockford has produced two of the most important musical influences in my life.

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Cheap Trick, At Budokan (1978)

Chronologically, the first and foremost is Cheap Trick—and I’ve written so much about how that band changed my life that it feels utterly redundant to even mention it here. But I have to remember that the majority of you don’t know me, and you haven’t read my new book, A Musical Education: Songs in the Key of All Right, nor have you read its opening story, “Fourteen Thousand Screaming Japanese Girls Can’t Be Wrong” which describes in exquisite (or excruciating) detail exactly how Cheap Trick changed my life.

Bill in action!

Bill in action!

Rockford’s second gift to me came in the form of guitarist Bill Dolan, whose work in the bands Five Style (also stylized as 5ive Style), Heroic Doses, and Das Boton, has been as influential to me as Eddie Van Halen—especially because I had the pleasure of playing with Bill back in the mid 90s—and stands shoulder to shoulder with all the heroes in my pantheon of rock guitar: Randy Rhodes, Jimmy Page, Jimi Hendrix, Rick Nielsen, Tony Iommi, Alex Lifeson, Andy Summers, Robert Smith, D. Boon, Bob Mould, Angus Young, and Bill Dolan. Every single one of those guys made a permanent impression on my own playing, which in turn influenced my life, because for a long time, playing guitar was just about the only thing I ever cared about.

Other than my wife and son, guitar is as close to sacred as anything gets for me. Guitar is not just something to sit and play or watch and listen to; it’s a way of life. When I see or hear someone play the instrument poorly, there’s a part of my inner psyche that feels offended. Even though drums are my first love (and instrument learned), since the day in 1980 I picked up my mom’s nylon string and played the root chords of “The Spirit of Radio”, I have been obsessed with the guitar; playing it and/or otherwise.

Young Bill

Young Bill

If you ask my favorite guitar player of all-time, it’s Eddie Van Halen. No hesitation. If you ask who I think is the best guitar player of all-time, I’d say it’s a toss-up between Andres Segovia and Tommy Emmanuel. If you ask who I think is the most under-rated guitar player of all-time, I would say Bill Dolan. Hands down. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t think something along the lines of, “Bill Dolan should be world-famous.” Kids should have posters of him on their walls; they should be learning the licks to “Summer Salt” and “Reggie, Is It?”; they should be saving up their Xmas money to buy every record in his catalog; they should fucking know Bill Dolan. And even though I don’t think this piece of writing is necessarily going to change that, at the very least, if one person comes away from this with a newfound appreciation for Bill’s music, then I can say I’ve tried to do my job, which is spread the gospel. Continue reading 

My First Record: Ronnie Kwasman of Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s | TVD Memphis

11 Apr

My First Record: Ronnie Kwasman of Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s | TVD Memphis

Well, this might completely destroy what’s left of my “indie credibility”, but the first vinyl record I ever purchased with my own money was an album by Styx, it was called Pieces of Eight.

Let me start off by saying, I grew up in Chicago in the 70s, and at that time the biggest and coolest bands were Cheap Trick, Kiss, and Styx. Cheap Trick was my first concert in 1979, and it changed my life and made me, thanks to the amazing power pop styling and insane guitar virtuosity of Rick Nielson, the guitar player I am today.

I knew then, after that show, that’s what I wanted to do in life. But I digress…

CLICK HERE TO READ THE WHOLE ENTRY My First Record: Ronnie Kwasman of Margot and the Nuclear So and So’s | TVD Memphis

That’s our boy!

Dropping the Charade: The Media Team Exposed

10 Apr
More than one person has asked, “Who’s this Geoffrey Rommel, Jr. character?” More than a dozen people have asked, “Are you making any money? How do you pay the staff?” On one hand, I’m kind of amused that they actually bought the idea of a Media Team. Didn’t see that one coming. Anyway, that means I did a fairly decent job of presenting BSM as a legitimate entity as opposed to a personal blog, which is exactly what I wanted to do. It’s incredibly satisfying when that happens.

face1However, my main concern is that people wouldn’t visit the site if they thought it was just another blowhard raving about his own stuff. So before launching the site, one night Timogan and I went down to the park on Dunhua Road, guzzled a bunch of tallboys, and talked about how to go about doing the complete opposite of the previous sentence. Now, ironically, BSM is well beyond being just a platform to promote my work.

So, with the exception of Timogan, there is no Media Team. Geoffrey, Noel Bancredi, and Temerity Smith-Flax are fabrications—they are extensions of the guy who is talkin’ to you now, Christian Adams; I’ve written every one of their attributed posts and articles. The Black Sunshine Manifesto? Me. Petrology 101 and 202? Me. The Lazy Bastard Guide to Mandarin promos? Me.

OK, great, but remember that the contributors, Adam Baxter, Adrien S., Timogan and myself, are real. The bands, the books, and the people we talk about are real. The Media Team, sadly, is not. Could you imagine our Christmas party? We’d have to rent a private island to get away with some of the stuff that would go down.

OK, so here’s the back story on each character.

RommelGeoffrey Rommel, Jr.
Original BSM Biography
Geoffrey Rommel Jr. is the sultan and chairman of Black Sunshine Media, which he founded on July 13, 2012.
Mr. Rommel has held several global leadership positions prior to forming BSM, including roles in Global Eccentric Plastics’: Sabotage and Graft businesses. In 1999 he became an officer and joined the GEP Corruption Board in 2000. A couple years later, in 2004, Mr. Rommel was appointed president and chief executive officer.
“Not only did I turn GEP around,” claims Rommel, “I taught them how to fuck people so hard that they were never the same again. I’m talking about gang rape sounding like a walk in the park. You know Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder’? The U.S. military got that idea from me. I was giving how-to PTSD seminars a decade before it became a problem.”
Mr. Rommel has been named one of the “World’s Best Sultans” three times by Forbes, and since he began serving as chief executive officer, GEP was named “The World’s Most Cut-throat Company” in a poll conducted by Barron’s magazine and one of “The World’s Most Despised Companies” in polls by Barron’s and the Financial Times.
Mr. Rommel also served as the chair of ousted Panamanian dictator Manuel Noreiga’s Council on Jackings and Distribution. He is also a member of Opus Dei and an active Freemason.
Mr. Rommel earned a B.A. degree in applied docuherie from Cumswallow College in 1988 and an M.B.A. from Upper Cunt University in 1992. He and his wife have one daughter and three conjoined twins.
Behind the Charade

I don’t remember where the picture came from. My gut tells me it was found 10 years ago in the back of a guitar amplifier I bought at a second-hand store. No idea who, what or where this guy is. Vague memories of the shop owner telling me he picked up the amp in an estate sale in Florida or somewhere in the South. I clearly remember that “we,” the band I was in, thought the photo was hilarious. It became the band’s unofficial mascot.

The name Geoffrey Rommel comes from my (short) stint as a corporate headhunter in 1991. Basically, headhunting is the nice term for employee poaching via cold calling. Ronnie Kwasman got me the job—which he’s done on several occasions—and we worked as a team, sharing an office, as well as being roommates. Anyway, long story short, we were targeting Sears, Roebuck, for techies, calling from a list. Every godforsaken day we had to call these people, knowing we would get dumped into their voice mail—unless they were unhappy with their jobs and interested in chatting with a headhunter. Out of the 1,000 or so voice mail greetings we had to hear every day, one, just one, stood out from all the rest. A dude named Geoffrey Rommel.

Ronnie was the first to call Geoffrey and get the greeting. He then said to me, call this fuckin’ guy and listen to his voice mail, then tell me who he reminds you of. So I did, and pretty sure I gave myself a hernia from hysterical laughter. This coincides with the fact that Chicago had a legendary radio personality by the name of Steve Dahl (Google: Disco Demolition), who gave Bob and Ron their break; Dahl was the guy Howard Stern got his schtick from. Anyway, Ronnie and I loved the Steve Dahl show and we listened to it every day on the ride home from work. One of the show’s bits was playing the automated voice mail greeting of Chicago’s one and only gay porno cinema, the Bijou Theater. The message was just like the one you would hear if you called Loews or any other theater, except it gave very tongue-in-cheek descriptions of the films being shown. So, for example, a film entitled Men at Work, would be described thusly: “Colt Davis is a hunky construction laborer with a very large hammer, waiting for his supervisor, the studly Jake Hansen to arrive on the site. His thoughts quickly drift to working with big tools, and Jake finds Colt with hammer in hand…the result is a ferocious pounding of….”

E-T-C. It’s very funny shit if you’ve never been to a gay theater. What was particularly special was the narrator of the recording. He was like a cross between Snagglepuss and Roger Ebert. And fuck me if I’m lying, exactly like Geoffrey Rommel. So much that we called Geoffrey 30-50 times a day, just when we needed a quick giggle. So when I was setting up BSM, I wanted a proto-icon for the “media team.” One day during a Facebook chat with Ronnie, I said, “Remember Geoffrey Rommel?” The next step was to cut and paste the corporate bio of Jeffrey Immelt, the CEO of General Electric, which I then re-wrote to reflect my absurd sense of humor. I did not think that an adult with a functional IQ could read his bio and think he actually existed. I was wrong. Haha.

Noel BancrediNoel Bancredi
Original BSM Biography
Before joining BSM as the Director of the Audio Division, Noel served as senior correspondent for a number of internationally- reknown media outlets including Modern Dungeon Quarterly, Miniature Donkey Talk, Cool Whip Enthusiast, and Enterprising Sluts (U.K.). Noel’s nearly encyclopaedic knowledge of rock music gives him both the scope and the creativity to lead the Audio Division. We are chuffed to have him. Cheers, Noel!
The Real Deal

David Foster Wallace used to keep a massive archive of invented names, which I didn’t know about until after he passed away. It was really kind of cool to know since I have been doing the same thing since I was a kid, although a lot of times the archive was more about potential band names and song titles. However, when I returned to writing in 1999, I started a fictional character list. That’s where Noel comes from. First, I wanted him to have an Anglo surname and sort of an ambiguous family name. Anyone who remembers Felix Navarro (my Tail Spins nom de plume) will be familiar with the concept. The picture comes from a Google Images search that began with the terms “ridiculous British dude.”

temeritysmithflaxTemerity Smith-Flax
Original BSM Biography
Temerity worked her way up the BSM ladder, starting as an unpaid intern and eventually named the Director of the Print Division. Her expertise in literature and culture are invaluable assets to any media conglomerate, and Temerity’s passionate work ethic puts her in a class by herself. Nearly all works featured in the Print Division were carefully selected and edited by Temerity prior to their publication.
Who She Really Is

The picture is of a Chinese bar girl from Zhuhai, who was an acquaintance of my girlfriend at the time. You do not want to know the whole and true story, trust me. At any rate, I sincerely doubt that she’s still alive today; she was a serious death wish type of chick. I heard she crossed a couple of pimps and that was the end of that. Either way, I wanted to immortalize her in a way no one would ever suspect. The name came from the archive list, and I had to have come up with it around 2004, but never got a chance to use it. Of the three invented characters, I still maintain that TSF was the most believable.

Still with me? Good. Thanks. Much respect. Now, the reason I’m coming clean and dropping the charade is that I’m preparing to welcome two new, true, real-life members of the Media Team. In essence, I’m going legit. So stay tuned and in a couple of days we’ll introduce our new addition to the family.

DIY Strat (and Other Guitar Projects): Stu Comes To The Rescue Once Again

8 Apr

 

DIY Strat (and other guitar projects). Stu Morrow does it again! This time he rescues my beloved AKG headphones from the trash bin. Much respect.

Aztec Hearts Recording Update: Saved By The Volumizer

5 Apr
Aztec Pics and Video 035This week’s update might be somewhat shorter than previous entries, mainly because I’ve been spending a lot more time working on the record than sitting in front of a computer. Don’t get me wrong, I love doing this; it’s just a matter of time and a lack thereof. But anyway, things are cookin’ and I’m super excited. This brings me to a section of a conversation I recently had with Rajah Cheech Beldone; but first, a detour.

Among all the songs I (we) ever wrote, records we made, shows we played, I consider about four of those to be personal landmark artistic achievements. The first was a record we made as Brain Kiss in 1992 called Ride In Style, which never got released and the masters are sitting in a box, however, it did play a crucial part in getting us to New York for several shows during the CMJ Music Festival, which at the time was what SXSW is today, and would have been a landmark if we hadn’t dropped the ball. It was a fun trip, for sure, but we didn’t get the record deal and it was only a matter of time before that band imploded. In a way, New York made that crystal clear.

L to R: Matthew Tucker, Christian Adams, Ron Kwasman, Randy Edman

L to R: Matthew Tucker, Christian Adams, Ron Kwasman, Randy Edman

Anyway, Ride In Style was an achievement because it was the first record we made by ourselves. It was recorded by Dave Matz in Mike Daly’s basement on a ¼” 8-track machine. Though the sound quality was inferior to what we’d done previously and would go on to do, the quality of the songs and musicianship was amazingly tight. This was a band that had now been together for roughly three years, playing every chance we got, and I can be secure in saying that Brain Kiss was not a group to be trifled with. Like every band I’ve ever been in, we brought the ROCK every single time we played. No half-assing. We were practice monkeys. In the end, if we had any money we’d have put the record out ourselves, too. But we didn’t. C’est la vie.

Whiteycover1The second landmark achievement would be Whitey’s debut record on Crank Records, How You Do, which was recorded in November 1994 with Brian Deck at Idful Music in Chicago, and released in Summer 1995. As a trio, Ronnie, Matt and I had really come together. This was a time when there was a little bit of a buzz going around about us, thanks in no small part to Brian Deck, who took us under his wing back in ’92. How You Do was made in the most professional manner we had experienced so far. We had pre-production meetings. We had production meetings. We had four straight days of Idful all to ourselves for tracking. Plus, the weather was unseasonably warm for that time of year. I was walking around barefoot (which for some reason I was really into in those days). The cherry on top was that we we’re lucky enough to get guitar legend Bill Dolan to play on two songs, which then led to him jamming with us, and then forming a side band, and a friendship that endures to this day.

The Portable Thruster and Hyperspace Companion Kit (1999)

The Portable Thruster and Hyperspace Companion Kit (1999)

The third crowning personal achievement was writing, recording, and basically living Golden Tones’ The Portable Thruster and the Hyperspace Companion Kit. While I’d really want to talk more about it, I’ve got an entirely separate piece coming up; in the meantime you can read about the record by clicking on the link. Moving along. Unfortunately, we are going to skip over Henry Miller Sextet, not because we didn’t do anything that was something I personally value; au contraire. It’s that the entire existence of HMS goes beyond the improbable to That Really Shouldn’t Have Happened. Every thing that band ever did, from just getting that first gig at Bottom of the Hill to our mini-tours of the West Coast, was beyond my imagination. It was truly a special time.

Dying For You To Hear This (2006)

Dying For You To Hear This (2006)

However, all good things must end and as HMS began to wind down, I decided to kick this Aztec Hearts thing into gear. The result was my fourth landmark accomplishment: the debut album, Dying For You To Hear This, which I made in 2006. Having played in bands for the previous 20 freakin’ years, Dying was my first attempt at making a so-called solo record, and was tracked in very much the same way this new record is being made. And it’s actually one of three records from my past that I’ve allowed into heavy rotation on my personal iTunes. My son Henry likes to shake his ass to it, and that right there is worthy of an achievement. In fact, that’s how I will gauge all future endeavors. If Henry likes it, then I’ve done good. Having said that, there is one “original” fan of that record, a now five-year-old girl named Sage; the daughter of my dear dear friend Chris Ann Kassl.

Chris Ann was always supportive of my music and so when I finished Dying, I sent her a copy. Several years went by and then she sent a series of messages, which are condensed here:

When Sage was a wee babe and I would have to drive the car to get her to sleep, I would play your CD often. Well, her favorite song is #3 “Fat Ass”. It is my favorite, but I know I did not tell her that. Also, now she specifically asks for that song!!! It’s crazy!! She is three years old and this is her first favorite song! I love it! And I love the song and CD! It’s so cute although I listen to the song about 10 times every car ride!
Oh, and you will crack up…Sage now sings “the song” she knows a lot of the words, I’m telling you, it’s kind of freaking me out! OH!! I have tried to capture her glazed over look when it’s on, but she keeps catching me and changing the look…! LOL!! SHE is a smart cookie! I will keep trying…in the midtrum (my own word) I have intro’d her to two other songs just because I was afraid I would wear a hole in the CD of songs #3 and #4. She loves that one, too…SO NOW, LOL!! She calls “the song” her “ORIGINAL SONG” LOL, this kid is funny…Sage wants to thank you for “the song”….

So what’s all this build up to the conversation with Rajah C. Beldone? Well, we were talking about this record, The Inner Distance, because he’s going to be involved, and at the time, I was really anxious about some of the technical maneuvers I had to pull off in order to make it happen. We were jawbonin’ and I said, “The reason I’m so amped is that if I can pull this shit off, with all the different people contributing and all the back and forth, this record is going to be right up there will the handful of landmark achievements in my life.”

Those of you who’ve been following will recall from the last post that I used the Internet to solve my bass issues, in the process of which, I met Stu Morrow, who is the creator of Strat DIY (And Other Guitar Projects), and close personal friend of Rajah Cheech Beldone. Upon learning the nature of this project, Stu offered to let me borrow a couple of effect pedals, one of which he designed and built, The Volumizer.

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No Name Pedal, courtesy of Stu Morrow

Because I am running the bass direct into the 8-track, I was having a hell of a time getting it to sound, well, like a bass. That’s one of the inherent issues with going direct, especially on one of these standalone, all-in-one units. Sure, they have all sorts of presets designed to give you options, for instance, amp and speaker modeling. Having used them in the past, I have stretched their limitations to the fullest, and still haven’t found a sound I like.

For the previous two records, I had the luxury of being able to run the bass through Chris Lanier’s Ampeg SVT and mic it up. I don’t have that luxury this time around. Plus, I was seriously concerned that I might actually damage the machine by running a hot-wired active pick-up straight in. There are all kinds of potential electrical issues that may or may not arise. Anyway, so I asked Stu if he had any suggestions and he offered to lend me a Behringer Direct Input Box, The Volumizer, and a funky-cool No Name box that Stu described as being sort of a hybrid-Rat distortion pedal that could be dialed down to give the bottom end some beef.

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This pedal is THE BOMB, made by Stu Morrow

The DI didn’t work at all. It either drove the signal too hard or too soft. Then I plugged in the Volumizer and Shazam! Instant bass-ness. I don’t know enough about the tech angle to describe what the Volumizer does, even though Stu explained it to me in fairly straight-forward detail. The only thing I know is: if I owned one of these fuckers, it would be used on EVERYTHING. The difference it made was mind-blowing. Anyway, the No Name pedal turned out to be exactly what Stu said it was, and I used it to get a super-cool distorto-fuzz bass tone that I used on “Ain’t No Man of the World”, and basically makes the track.

So now, the bass is done. I may go back and redo the tracks I did BEFORE I got my paws on the Volumizer. In fact, that’s what I’ll do tonight. Otherwise, we’re moving on to the really exciting phase. Due in no small part to the gracious generosity of some really talented people, in just a few days I will be able to announce the new members of this collective called Aztec Hearts. I’m so excited I can hardly sleep!

Robert Plant Didn’t Ruin It For Anyone | Black Sunshine Media

5 Apr

Robert Plant Didn’t Ruin It For Anyone | An excerpt from A Musical Education: Stories in the Key of All Right

Some of you may have come across this story before. It’s a true tale of meeting perhaps the biggest and most influential rock stars of all-time, Robert Plant. Click on the above link to read it. Here’s a taste:

You go to any bar, club, or even the local library, and ask someone, “Hey, do you like Led Zeppelin?” and your responses may run the gamut from: “They’re the greatest rock band of all-time” to my personal favorite, usually uttered by a younger female: “Yeah, he’s OK”, but nobody says: “They suck and I f-ing despise them.” I may have met a few people in my life who didn’t like Led Zeppelin, but I can’t remember them precisely because they admitted to it. Thank you all for sparing me the trouble of getting to know you and finding out later that you are a bunch of complete jackasses. You cannot like rock music and not like Led Zeppelin. It’s like saying you don’t like the taste of fresh, clean water. They are rock music.

CLICK HERE TO READ THE ENTIRE STORY

Life is a Story, Kids

1 Apr
Story 1During my fleeting tenure as a summer school English teacher in a Bay Area high school, one of my favorite jams was to tell the kids that “life is a story.” We had a lot of time to kill during those two months, and when we weren’t watching The Jerry Springer Show or CNN, we’d hold informal group conversations. Sort of like an “Ask Me Anything” type-deal. Many times I tried to work our reading assignments into the dialogue, but they generally were not interested in talking about Their Eyes Were Watching God.

At some point in the first semester, they were asking me all sorts of questions about my life, particularly my wayward youth. They were insatiably curious about how I wound up a summer school teacher—and a substitute teacher no less—when clearly I was the highest guy the room. There was no doubt about that. Anyway, I was telling them about the time I saved my friend from drowning in a quarry after jumping off a 50-foot cliff, and in order to clearly demonstrate the heroism and danger involved, I needed to diagram the location on the dry erase board. We spent the rest of the day developing this concept called “Story Time”, which basically involved me spending an entire hour telling a story, usually using the dry erase board to draw maps and diagrams, but also to spell out and define words they didn’t understand, like for instance, euphemism. Sometimes I asked for volunteers to act out certain scenes. As shoddy and lazy as my methods were, the kids loved it and I truly believe they learned something from me. Exactly what that was I’ll never know.

The following is a chapter of an extended short-story entitled “The Substitute”, which is part of an unpublished manuscript I’ve had sitting on ice for about a year. Though fictionalized and paraphrased, it is based entirely on a true story. Only the names and location has been changed.

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DIY Strat and Other Guitar Projects

28 Mar
DIY Strat and Other Guitar Projects: SUPER COOL DO-IT- YOURSELF GUITAR TECH AND MAINTENANCE WEBSITE

Like any type of enthusiast, guitar players love to talk shop. I’m wracking my brain trying to remember if I ever met a guitarist who didn’t. Coming up blank. So there are a couple of different types of shop-talk. There’s “I have such-n-such, which I run through so-n-so.” There’s “That guy is freaking awesome – what chord is he playing there?” And then there is, “Christ, I’m having a hell of a time getting my Strat to play in tune above the seventh fret.” That last one is a jump-off to the purely technical side of the instrument, and not everybody is into that. But if you run into a guy who is into that, you’re probably going to be all ears. I know I am.

Guitar players run the gamut from zero skill to master of the craft. Most of us fall somewhere in the middle. Over the years I’ve lost count of the guitars I’ve owned or borrowed or found abandoned in someone’s closet. During my tenure as a dedicated indie rocker playing in bands four nights a week, it is impossible to estimate how many hours I’ve spent playing the instrument. It’s quite a bit easier to estimate how much time I’ve spent repairing those instruments, because quite frankly, it didn’t happen often. Not that the guitars didn’t need repairing; it’s just that I didn’t do the fixing.

Just about anything that gets used on a regular basis is going to need maintenance, duh. My level of competence rose to changing strings, adjusting the bridge, filing down a burr in one of the nut grooves, and replacing a couple of pickups—the latter having to be re-done by a professional because I fucked it up. Otherwise, if I had for instance, a bum tuning head on my P-bass, no way I’m going to replace it myself. No, sir. I dragged the big boy down to my guitar shop and had one of the techs do it. And nine times out of ten, it wasn’t cheap. Over the years, I have spent nearly roughly $5,000 on repairs and maintenance alone. Never mind the price of the guitars themselves.

To be honest, I knew all along that with a little bit of gumption, I probably could have done it myself. Guitar repair manuals are as old as the guitar itself. But that involves a certain amount of tools; tools that are particular to the job. Plus, in my day—yes, I know that makes me sound old, but I don’t care—we didn’t have the Internet. Period. There was no fucking world wide web in 1994. Sure, it existed, but we didn’t have it. And even if we did, I probably wouldn’t have thought to look around for guitar repair websites. It just wasn’t on my radar. Here’s me in 1994: “Look! I just completely ripped the input jack from its sleeve. Shit. Gotta take it down to Ian Schneller or Fred Mangan and have them fix it. Sorry, guys. Practice is over for tonight.”

Now that I’m older and wiser, I’ve come around to the technical side of the guitar, although in a roundabout, I’m curious sort of way. Frankly, I haven’t had many guitar issues since I more or less hung it up in 2008. When I started playing again four years later, I came into the experience with a completely new perspective. For one thing, my time was limited so there was no fucking around. I got back on the horse and re-taught myself how to ride it. Meanwhile, I found myself interested in aspects of the art that I’d ignored in the past. For instance, the playing of Jerry Reed. I’m not a country boy; never was, never will be. But I started listening to Jerry Reed, mainly out of curiosity. I watched some cable show called “Eastbound and Down” and liked the theme song. It’s a real toe-tapper. So I looked up ol’ Jerry, and man, how could I have been ignoring that all this time!

[Major clarification: The theme song to the TV show is "Goin' Down" by Freddie King, not the Jerry Reed song "Eastbound and Down", which was featured in one of the greatest movies ever made, Smokey and the Bandit. When I did the initial Google search of "Eastbound and Down", a bunch of Jerry Reed videos popped up, and I was like, "Oh yeah! I know that jam." Nothing against Freddie King, I meant what I said - his song is a real toe-tapper, too.]

Thank you, Mr. Internet. Thank you, Mr. YouTube.

Meanwhile, I’ve been all over the place and I’ve met all sorts of folks. When first I came to Taiwan, I heard about a guy named Irish Stu, who was generally referred to as The Man in town when it came to guitar, particularly his knowledge of the technical and maintenance side. Well, like I said, for the first four years, I didn’t play guitar and I certainly wasn’t interested in windbagging about it. In fact, whenever someone started talking shop, I clammed up and removed myself from the convo. To me, it was like being in recovery. I tried not to put myself in situations where drugs could be found.

When I began talking to Rajah Cheech Beldone, King of the Gypsies, and one of the first things he asked was, “Do you know Irish Stu?” Can’t say that I do, boss. Well, you should.

I’ll talk about my interactions with Mr. Irish Stu in the next Aztec Hearts update (he lent me some wicked pedals—one of which he made), since this post is about his website, which absolutely blew me away. First of all, had I known this site existed, there’s no doubt in my mind that I would have a different perspective on DIY guitar projects. Moreover, it would have saved me thousands of dollars and years of heartache and anxiety. But that’s water under the bridge.

What’s important today is that if you or anyone you know has even the slightest bit of interest in being able to resolve their own issues, here you go. This is THE spot. Even though “Stu” is somewhat Stratocaster-centric, there are dozens of great DIY projects to dig. [And, most guitar-based projects have a shadow link to the "Les Paul" version.] Stu builds his own pedals, two-channel mixers, and this, my favorite so far, Making a Simple DIY Mini Guitar AmplifierHighly recommended for any guitar player or anyone with an interest in electronics.

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